So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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