STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My first STD was from a foam party
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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