He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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