i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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