How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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