I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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