you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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