sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
from now on my penis is your penis
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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