Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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