at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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