Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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