I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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