STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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