Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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