lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Randomize
