So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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