we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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