Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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