Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
