break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Randomize