Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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