So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Your cock deserves a montage
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
