when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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