we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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