just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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