i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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