is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
