There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
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