I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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