So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
Randomize