He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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