Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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