Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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