doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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