Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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