Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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