How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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