am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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