he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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