people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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