this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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