he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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