i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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