I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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