its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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