I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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