Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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