is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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