Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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