If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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