I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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