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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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